S1-Late Arrivals and String
Rita's first scene shown in episode one of Whizzkids Guide is set in the classroom, as the scene begins we see the form master sitting at his desk, calling out the names of his pupils (none of which are present) one by one there after they roll in, Arthur Mullard is first, then Rita rolls in, form Master asks, "Rita, why are you late?" Rita standing next to his desk holding her satchell, her hair tied in bunches (one red one yellow) speaking nervously she replies "My bus was late sir" Form Master says abruptly "well if your bus is late tomorrow, you must take an earlier one." Rita nods then walks away from his desk. Next Kenneth and Sheila arrive arm in arm and more banter is heard with the Form Master, next we see a gag where Kenneth unravels a bull of string that entangles the Form Master and everyone laughs. (actually part of the scene is silent where there laughter should be, replaced by a sound effect for the string, at the end of the scene we eventually here them laughing)

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S2- Peanut
Rita, Sheila and Kenneth are sitting round a table when Arthur comes in saying "Now then Whizzkids i'm gonna show you something you've never seen before" Rita asks "What?" then Arthur proceeds to crack open a peanut saying they have never seen it before, then he says and you will never see it again as he pops it into his mouth.

S3-Classroom Arithmetic lesson

Rita is seen at her desk as Sheila and Arthur give cheeky answers to the Form Master

S4-Canteen Soap (Green background)

Sheila asks Rita (As Mrs Eaten) "I bet you have a very clean kitchen Mrs Eaten?" Mrs Eaten (behind counter, dressed in apron and hat) says in a posh voice "Yes I do, but how did you know?" Sheila replies "Everything tastes of soap" she puts her hand through her hair and walks off leaving Mrs Eaten purturbed

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S5-How to cheat at lines

Rita is just in the background as Arthur and Kenneth show how to cheat and not cheat at doing lines)

S6-I Say I Say I Say

Arthur and Rita behind cartoon bodies with a hole for their heads to fit through (Rita's head is on the headmaster with a cane, cloak and hat, while Arthur has the boy bending over ready for a whacking), Rita - "I Say I Say I Say, how many cakes can a boy eat on an empty stomach" Arthur-"Oh quiet a lot I should imagine" Rita "No only one because after the first one his stomach is no longer empty."

S7-Classroom Eyepatch gag,

Rita is seen at her desk as Kenneth tries to cheat at exams by wearing eye patches

S8-Canteen Dumplings (Orange background)

Sheila is standing next to Rita (as Mrs Eaten) holding out her plate as Mrs Eaten scoops up food she says "I bet your dumplings were very popular in the middle ages Mrs Eaten?" Mrs Eaten, offended replies "How dare you girl, i'm not that old! What makes you say that?" Sheila saucily replies "well they'd make jolly good cannon balls" at this point Mrs Eaten plonks two large dumplings onto Sheila's plate, the second dumpling goes straight through the plate and creates a hole in the floor, as Sheila looks down and laughs Mrs Eaten looks astonished straight into camera (a sound effect is used at the end of this scene)

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S9 -I Bet I Can Make You Say Green

Arthur with hands in pocket is standing next to Rita, green bunches in her hair, chewing a piece of liquorice. Arthur says "I bet I can make you say Green" Rita replies all determined "I bet you can't" Arthur continues "Alright, what's the colours of the AR??" Rita, still chewing on her liquorice replies "Red and White", Arthur continues, "Alright, what's the colours of the Union Jack?" Rita states slowly, but adamantly "Red, White and blue" Arthur cheekily says "There you are I told you I could make you say blue!" Rita gets excited and angry, shouting back at him "You never, you said you'll make me say green!" Arthur laughs "and you just have" as Rita pulls a face of fury.

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S10-Home work

Rita really only appears in the background in this sketch as Arthur, Sheila and Kenneth get to banter with the school master about there homework.

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S11-Corridor

A very short scene with Arthur, Kenneth and Rita loitering in the corridor as Sheila asks for a donation.

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S12-End Credits and Song
Each episode ends with cast singing the Whizzkids theme song (see bottom of page for lyrics)

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