Rita Webb Film Appearances

ZETA ONE - 1969

Rita Webb as the aggravated Clippie on the 133 bus in the freezing snow scattered streets of London gives Charles Hawtrey a rough ride as he jumps aboard chasing two strange looking women in orange coats and not much else! as they disappear upstairs and he tries to follow Rita exclaims "Hey you can't do that love, i'll be reporting you if I see you doing that again"  in true Hawtrey gent style he says "Oh I beg your pardon" and goes to climb the stairs but Rita ain't having none of it and fires back "Just a minute mate, where yer going?" Hawtrey stumbles backwards and says "Oh yes hmm" and holds on to the bar of the bus so he can push his body out to see where the bus is going and pops himself back on board and declares to Rita "Islington" and fumbles about in his pockets for some change saying "Shan't keep you a moment" as Rita looks on in disgust! he pulls a £5 note out of his wallet and Rita spouts out "If you think i'm changing that you've got another thing coming" then with a panned look groans "Oh my gawd it's gonna be one of them days" she has a change of heart and motions with her hand to Hawtrey saying "alright then go on up the stairs" Hawtrey thanks her and mounts the stairs as Rita continues "Go on and i'll come up when i've got some change" as this happens the two girls start coming down the stairs pushing Hawtrey aside who starts to follow them turning to Rita to say "Em' i'm getting off" Rita shouts back "Just a minute ere you, not only will I have you for jumping on this bus but i'll have you for not paying yer fair either, come on I want five pence off yer" Hawtrey shuffles about and finds some coins and hands them over and jumps off the bus after the girls as Rita shouts after him  "Hey four eyes yer ain't gotcha change!" the entire scene is shot from the back of an old route master bus.

CAST

James Robertson Justice    ...Maj. Bourdon
Charles Hawtrey    ...    Swyne
Robin Hawdon    ...    James Word
Anna Gaël    ...    Clotho
Brigitte Skay    ...    Lachesis
Dawn Addams    ...    Zeta
Valerie Leon    ...    Atropos
Lionel Murton    ...    W
Yutte Stensgaard...    Ann Olsen
Wendy Lingham    ...    Edwina 'Ted' Strain
Rita Webb    ...    Clippie
Carol Hawkins    ...    Zara (as Carolanne Hawkins)
Steve Kirby    ...    Sleuth
Paul Baker    ...    Bourdon's Assistant
Walter Sparrow    ...    Stage Manager
Alan Haywood    ...    Pilot
Anna Turnard    ...    Miss Johnson
Yolande Del Mar    ...    Striptease Artist
Rose Howlett    ...    Fat Lady
Nita Lorraine    ...    Angvisa Girl
Trudi Nielson    ...    Angvisa Girl
Olga Linden    ...    Angvisa Girl
Vikki Richards    ...    Angvisa Girl
Rina Brown    ...    Angvisa Girl
Juliet Adams    ...    Angvisa Girl
Gillian Aldam    ...    Angvisa Girl
Tasma Bereton    ...    Angvisa Girl
Hani Borelle    ...    Angvisa Girl
Fay Browning    ...    Angvisa Girl
Belinda Caren    ...    Angvisa Girl
Yvonne Castelle    ...    Angvisa Girl
Charleine    ...    Angvisa Girl
Jenny Field    ...    Angvisa Girl
Angela Grant    ...    Angvisa Girl 
Gilly Grant    ...    Angvisa Girl
Caroline Johnson...    Angvisa Girl
Helen Jones    ...    Angvisa Girl
Sandra Kirwan    ...    Angvisa Girl
Jenny Le Free    ...    Angvisa Girl 
Kirsten Lindholm...    Angvisa Girl
Janet Pearce    ...    Angvisa Girl
Angela Pitt    ...    Angvisa Girl
Donna Reading    ...    Angvisa Girl
Christine Rigg    ...    Angvisa Girl
Birthe Sector    ...    Angvisa Girl
Erika Simmonds    ...    Angvisa Girl
Countessa Veronica    Countessa Veronica
Jennifer Watts    ...    Angvisa Girl
Jeannette Wild    ...    Angvisa Girl

Michael Cort...Director      
Michael Cort...screenplay
Alistair McKenzie...screenplay
Christopher Neame...Writer
George Maynard...producer
Tony Tenser...executive producer
Johnny Hawksworth...Music    
Jack Atcheler...photography
Jack T. Knight...Editor    
Dennis Lanning>..Editor    
Christopher Neame...Production Design   
Martin Gascoigne...Art Direction    
Colette Du Plessis...Costume Design    
Bunty Phillips...makeup artist
Barbara Sutton...hairdresser
Pearl Tipaldi...hairdresser
George Mills...production manager
Christopher Neame...production manager
Michael McKeag...assistant director
Alan Board...construction manager
Maurice Askew...dubbing editor
Alan Kane...sound recordist
Roy Lafbery...sound editor
Lionel Strutt...re-recording mixer
Gillian Aldam...stunts
Vic Armstrong...stunts
Peter Pocock...stunts
Alan Boast...camera operator
Geoff Glover...camera operator
Hilda Geerdts...wardrobe
Mary Gibson...wardrobe
Johnny Hawksworth...conductor
Lorna Selwyn...ContinuityAdditional Crew 
Tina Simmons...stand-in: Yutte Stensgaard

Runtime    1 hr 26 min (86 min)
Sound Mix    Mono
Color    Color (Eastmancolor)
Aspect Ratio    1.66 : 1
Laboratory    Rank Film Laboratories, Denham, UK
Film Length    2,259 m (Italy)
Negative Format    35 mm
Cinematographic Process    Spherical
Printed Film Format    35 mm